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45 CHEENKAW IS IN THE MOUNTAINS OF TIBET 45
Cheenkaw is sitting in the mountains wearing a robe
of some kind. He is on a lovely mat in the middle of
nowhere.
He is looking around.. Confused.
CHEENKAW
This is impossible.. Have I
gone back in time? I am back in
Tibet.. On the day I faced my
inner fears and became a master
of hypnotics.
He gets up and starts to wander off, but hears a
noise behind him. He looks back and it is an old
man.. He wears a long cloak and carries a large
walking stick.
WENDAL
Cheenkaw! I am Wendal, and you
will not be leaving this
mountain alive.
CHEENKAW
I assure you Wendal, that I
will. Are you the challenge I
have been set up against? Are
you the fear I need to defeat
to pass in to the next level of
being? Are you the..
Wendal holds up his staff and Cheenkaw stops talking.
WENDAL
Socom Delagreto Pinto
Combackus!
Cheenkaw is immobilized and falls to his knees.
CHEENKAW
You won't defeat me Wendal! For
you can not attack my mind if I
am mindless!
WENDAL
No one is truly mindless
Cheenkaw... not even you!
CHEENKAW
You have no idea how powerful
my mind is Wendal!
It is so powerful it can take
itself completely away!
Wendal laughs.
WENDAL
I don't know who you think you
are, tiny man... but you are
not that.
46 BEEFART IS PLAYING POKER WITH SOME DOGS TO GET 46
CHEENKAW BACK
Beefart is sitting at a table playing poker with 2
men who have dog heads. It looks like a painting.
They are playing with a deck of tarot cards.
BEEFART
Listen.. If I win this round I
get Cheenkaw back. Do you hear
me? Do you hear me? Idiot dogs.
Slowly a table floats past them as they play, one of
the dogs sighs.
BEEFART (cont'd)
Alright, call. I got the eight
of swords.
The dogs put down their cards and it is obvious that
Beefart did not win.
Alright.. One more hand.. I need to get Cheenkaw
back.
47 THE MOSQUITO IS IN A ROOM WITH LAURA MCKNEES 47
The room is all black and The Mosquito walks in. In
the corner someone (Laura McKnees) is all hunched
over crying.
THE MOSQUITO
Hey you.. Do you need help? Who
are you?
LAURA MCKNEES
I don't need your help!
THE MOSQUITO
What happened? What's wrong?
LAURA MCKNEES
Haven't you done enough? You
have taken away everything that
I ever had!
THE MOSQUITO
You must have me mistaken for
someone else.. You don't
understand.. I am The Mosquito.
I'm a super hero... I save
people.
LAURA MCKNEES
You can't save everyone
Mosquito. You can' save
everyone.
THE MOSQUITO
I can try. I do my best.. I
will fix all this mess.. You
wait and see.
Laura Mcknees turns around so The Mosquito can see
her face.
LAURA MCKNEES
You destroyed me! Everything I
ever was.. Everything I ever
fought for! It's nothing!
THE MOSQUITO
Oh my god.. You're me.
LAURA MCKNEES
No.. You are Me. And it's not
fair.. It's not fair. I was
stronger than you..
And I didn't have to pretend I
was a super hero. I was just a
plain and simple Super
Secretary.
THE MOSQUITO
You got it wrong.. I actually
am a super hero.. I have
powers.. Mystic powers given to
me by Kate.
LAURA MCKNEES
Everyone has super powers. And
where is Kate now?
THE MOSQUITO
She's gathering strength...
LAURA MCKNEES
She was left for Dead! You took
everything she had left and let
her for dead! Some superhero!
THE MOSQUITO
It's not like that.. you
don't..
LAURA MCKNEES
I DO understand.. I understand
all too well.. Because I am
you, you fool! I am you.. But I
am dead!
THE MOSQUITO
Oh my god.. Kate... I must find
Kate. I can't rescue you now
Laura. You are gone.. And it
wasn't me that did it.. It
wasn't me.. So stop blaming me.
I am a good person and I try my
best.
LAURA MCKNEES
You aren't super.
THE MOSQUITO
Maybe you're right.
LAURA MCKNEES
You aren't even a hero.
THE MOSQUITO
We'll see about that.
The Mosquito turns to leave.
48 SILK IS HIDING AND SEES BO-BO KILL SOMEONE 48
Silk is hiding around the corner of a building and
sees Bo-Bo across the street. Bo-Bo is looking for
him, but someone is walking by him.
GUY ON STREET
He you.. Clown man... do you
have any idea what is happening
here? I was sitting at my house
watching TV and all of a sudden
I was out here, and there was
this woman who didn't have
arms, but she was juggling..
Man, can you please help me?
Bo-Bo just looks at him and shakes his head... he
lifts his machete to kill this man as Silk watches in
terror from around the corner. Silk tries to shout,
but the words don't come out.
49 GUY ON STREET'S HOUSE IN THE REAL WORLD. 49
The guy on the street is sitting like a zombie in
front of his TV when suddenly there are huge cut
marks that appear from nowhere on his chest and face,
he screams and falls to the ground.
50 BEEFART WINS A HAND AND GETS MARLA 50
Beefart is still playing poker with the dogs, there
is a pile of eggs in the middle of the table, and
Beefart lays down the Magician card.
BEEFART
Ha! I beat you! Where is
Cheenkaw!
The dogs just look at each other and look back at
Beefart.
BEEFART (cont'd)
Well?
Suddenly Marla is sitting beside Beefart.
BEEFART (cont'd)
You aren't Cheenkaw.
MARLA
I know.. You don't find me
nearly that attractive.
BEEFART
Ummmmmmm...
MARLA
Anyway, I'm glad I found you..
Some weird things have been
happening to me.. I don't like
this place at all Beefart... I
can see things aren't exactly
normal for you right now
either. But at least you seem
safe.
BEEFART
Sorry Marla.. I'm glad to see
you. But we need to get
Cheenkaw back, and it seems the
only way to do that is by
beating these dogs at poker..
I've been playing for over an
hour, and as you can see, the
best I have done so far is to
get you back.
MARLA
No small feat if you ask me.
But stand back Beefart, I'm
kind of a master of the game..
If you know what I mean.
Suddenly another table floats by, but this one has a
small ceramic statue of a cat on it.
BEEFART
What's the deal with the
tables?
MARLA
Okay.. Deal me in.. That's a
good boy.
The dogs look at each other and start dealing cards.
51 CHEENKAW ESCAPES TIBET 51
Wendal is still attacking Cheenkaw, but his power is
fading.
WENDAL
You are as powerful as you say,
mighty Cheenkaw. You have
reached a total state of
perfect mindlessness. I am
beaten, and I bow to your
skill.. My master.
52 CHEENKAW SEES BO-BO WAITING ON THE CORNER FOR SOMEONE 52
IN A SUIT
Cheenkaw looks up and he is suddenly in the city..
Over on the corner under a street lamp he sees Bo-Bo
in a nice suit looking at a pocket watch, he seems to
be waiting for someone.
CHEENKAW
(silently to himself)
Bo-Bo!
Cheenkaw slowly sneaks towards him, but eventually he
makes a small noise and Bo-Bo hears him and looks
over, as soon as Bo-Bo sees Cheenkaw he vanishes.
53 LAURA MCKNEES DOESN'T EXIST 53
Laura McKnees is still alone in the black room, she
is rocking herself back and forth in the nothingness.
LAURA MCKNEES
I don't exist.. I don't exist..
I don't exist.. I don't exist..
I don't exist.. I don't exist..
I don't exist.. I don't
exist......
Laura closes her eyes and slowly fades away.
54 MARLA AND BEEFART WIN CHEENKAW BACK AND THEY GET 54
OUT OF THERE
The first dog lays down his cards, they are The
tower, And Death.
The Second dog lays down his cards, they are The
Hanged Man, and The Devil.
Marla lays down her cards, they are Strength, Justice
and the Fool.. Cheenkaw is immediately there.
MARLA
The perfect recipe for a
Cheenkaw.
CHEENKAW
Is it really you guys?
BEEFART
It sure is old friend.. It's
good to see you. Incidentally,
these are real dogs playing
poker as well.
The dogs acknowledge Cheenkaw. Marla gives Cheenkaw a
big hug.
CHEENKAW
Whoah.. Easy there... are you
sure it's really you.
MARLA
Oh Cheenkaw, it's just good
that we are all together.. This
place is so weird.
BEEFART
It would seem as though
Nathaniel Weisburg has actually
accomplished his evil task.
A small boy, Ken, walks over to them.
MARLA
Hey there, what's your name?
KEN CROWN
My names Ken.. Where did all
you people come from? I've been
alone for so long.
BEEFART
What do you mean?
KEN CROWN
Well.. This is kind of my
home.. This whole world is my
home. It's me and these dogs,
and all the other creatures and
things... but until today there
was no other people like you..
Now when I walk around the
streets there are people
everywhere.
CHEENKAW
Am I to understand that you
were here before everyone on
Earth started getting sucked in
to this dimension?
KEN CROWN
I guess so.
BEEFART
Strange... What's your name?
KEN CROWN
Kenny.
55 SILK IS BEING CHASED BY BO-BO AGAIN 55
There is another chase, only this time it is in a
suburban neighborhood. Silk is picking up things and
throwing them at Bo-Bo.. But it doesn't slow him
down. Suddenly Bo-Bo is gone and Silk looks confused,
when he turns around Bo-Bo is right in front of his
face, he did the old disappearing trick. Bo-Bo grabs
Silk by the throat and starts to choke him. Silk hits
Bo-Bo in the side of the head over and over again
until Bo-Bo loosens his grasp, it gives Silk
opportunity to slip away and run as fast as he can..
Bo-Bo follows.
56 THE MOSQUITO MEETS KATE 56
The Mosquito is in a house, she wanders around and
when she arrives in the living room Kate is laying
dead on the floor in a pool of blood.
THE MOSQUITO
Are you really dead? Did I
really leave you to die?
Kate remains motionless and dead, but her voice still
talks.
MYSTIC KATE
You were too young to
understand. Your father never
wanted you to become a vet
anyway.
THE MOSQUITO
I don't understand. Why did you
give me all of your power if
you knew it would kill you.
MYSTIC KATE
I was alone. I was filled with
revenge, my hatred was as much
a part of my demise as it was
your rebirth. He was a very bad
man Susan. People shouldn't be
like that.. People aren't
people any more. Too much
access.
THE MOSQUITO
I was just your tool then. I
never really did have a choice.
You wanted to die. You just
needed to complete your revenge
first.
MYSTIC KATE
I had a little shop once.. I
sold shirts made from old baby
blankets to people who couldn't
give up their past. He turned
me in to a horrible old thing
Susan. I hate him so much.
THE MOSQUITO
You had a choice Kate.. You
didn't have to let him win.
Everyone has a choice.
MYSTIC KATE
Not everyone, Susan. You didn't
have a choice.
From the moment I first met
you, you had no choice.
57 DETECTIVE CROWN IS AWAKE IN HIS OFFICE AND BABETTE 57
IS IN A TRANCE
Detective Crown is in Babette's face yelling at her.
DETECTIVE CROWN
Babette! Wake up! Wake up! Come
on!
He walks away.
DETECTIVE CROWN (thinking)
It has happened again... only
this time it seems to be for
keeps. And just like last time,
I'm the only one on Earth left
who wasn't affected.
He sits down at his desk and pulls out a bottle of
booze from his desk and takes a drink.
DETECTIVE CROWN
This is blowing my mind.
58 BO-BO KILLS ANOTHER PERSON AND SILK TRIES TO STOP HIM 58
There is a girl walking down a path in a park, the
mood is all spooky and she looks nervous, Bo-Bo
begins to follow her, she looks back and sees that he
is holding a chainsaw, she screams and starts running
away, there is a brief chase and the chainsaw sound
disappears. She looks around and she is alone, all of
a sudden Silk is beside her.
SILK
Come with me, I know where we
can go to be safe.
LISA
Who are you?
SILK
It doesn't matter. Just come
with me or that maniac will
kill you.
They walk off quickly.
59 BEEFART CHEENKAW AND MARLA ARE ON A BENCH WITH KEN 59
CROWN
MARLA
Do you remember how you got
here?
KEN CROWN
Yes.
CHEENKAW
Well.. We are kind of in a
hurry young man, so if you
wouldn't mind explaining
yourself as quickly as
possible, that would be great.
KEN CROWN
Stop being such a dick,
Cheenkaw.
Cheenkaw's face goes blank.
CHEENKAW
(mumbling at first)
I can't it's my job..... Did
you say your name was Ken?
KEN CROWN
Yeah.
CHEENKAW
Your last name wouldn't happen
to be Crown would it?
KEN CROWN
Yeah, how did you know.
BEEFART
Oh my god.. You are Ken
Crown...
CHEENKAW
Detective Crown.
MARLA
I think I'm beginning to
understand why Crown wasn't
affected by Nathaniel
Weisburg's machine...
BEEFART
Because he was ALREADY HERE!
CHEENKAW
But how?
60 DETECTIVE CROWN FIGURES IT OUT 60
Detective Crown is still in his office, he is talking
to Babette, who is still a zombie.
DETECTIVE CROWN
That must be how! My god what a
diabolical scheme. Don't you
see Babette? No.. I guess you
wouldn't. Listen.. When I was a
kid, I loved Star Wars... Not
just loved.. I was obsessed
with it.. Morning noon and
night, all I would do is think
about Star Wars, quote Star
Wars, and basically pretend to
be C-3PO all the time. Now
listen.. This is where it gets
creepy.. My family was poor..
Not like a little bit poor.. We
were starving on the streets
poor.. But one day I was
playing by myself alone in the
park...
61 KENNY CROWN CONTINUES 61
KEN CROWN
And I was pretending like the
dirt was Tatooine.. And I said
to myself.. Very quietly.. That
I would sell my soul to have C
3PO and R2-D2 action figures.
Next thing I knew there was a
man there giving them to me.
CHEENKAW
Damn it Crown.. That souless
bastard.. He's our only chance
to get out of this place now.
62 THE MOSQUITO VISITS WITH NATHANIEL WEISBURG 62
Nathaniel Weisburg's studio is empty and dark and
spooky. The Mosquito walks in. Nathaniel is sitting
on a chair, but looks way more spooky than normal.
THE MOSQUITO
I figured out where we are.
NATHANIEL WEISBURG
Of course you did.
THE MOSQUITO
What I don't understand is why
you are here.
The Mosquito's eyes are now bandaged up.
NATHANIEL WEISBURG
I am here the same as I am
there.. In the so called real
world. My dear, I don't
actually fit in either.
The mosquito's mouth is gaged now and she tries to
talk but can't.
NATHANIEL WEISBURG (cont'd)
You thought you were a hero
didn't you.. You were created
to defeat me weren't you. Well
you aren't and you didn't. And
you won't.
The Mosquito takes the bandages off of her face, and
removes an egg from within her mouth.
THE MOSQUITO
You are nothing old man. You
may have had your hand in every
evil thing that has taken place
on Earth since you were born.
But not any more.
NATHANIEL WEISBURG
Big words for such a little
girl. And you are wrong.
The Mosquito is blindfolded and gaged again and
Nathaniel Weisburg disappears.
63 SILK AND LISA HIDE IN A GARAGE 63
Silk and Lisa are in a garage. Lisa is sitting on the
floor and Silk is rummaging around looking for
weapons.
SILK
We gotta defeat this guy. He's
a maniac. He's killed everyone
I know...
LISA
Has he?
Silk looks confused.
SILK
I... I don't know.. Maybe that
was someone else. But it's up
to me to stop him.
LISA
Why you?
SILK
Because it is my bloodright. I
have been given the task to
destroy Bo-Bo once and for all.
Just like once a long time ago
it was Rolf Tompson's mission..
Now it is mine. Perhaps the
only way to stop Bo-Bo would be
to acquire the Scepter of
Osiris... perhaps then...
The chainsaw and screaming start all at the same
time. Silk turns around and he sees Bo-Bo hacking up
Lisa. Silk Jumps on Bo-Bo's back, but it does no
good. He looks terrified and he runs out. Bo-Bo soon
follows at a slow steady pace.
64 THE MOSQUITO GIVES HER POWERS BACK TO KATE. 64
The Mosquito is in the room with the dead body of
Kate again.
MYSTIC KATE
Susan.. It's so good that you
came back to see me.
THE MOSQUITO
Why do you keep calling me
Susan?
MYSTIC KATE
Oh.. Maybe you don't know then.
THE MOSQUITO
Listen Kate, You are wrong..
And you were wrong.. And you
have been an angry bitter woman
for most of your life, but you
are a good lady and you never
deserved that to happen to you.
The festering hatred boiling
away at your soul. I deserve
better than to have you lay all
your revenge on me, and you
deserve a second chance.
MYSTIC KATE
Susan.. What are you trying to
say?
THE MOSQUITO
I'm trying to say that any of
your power I acquired is going
home.
The Mosquito drains her power back in to Kate, who is
now sitting on the floor, a much younger woman.
MYSTIC KATE
My goodness, Susan. I'm back to
what I was the day that man
stole my life from me.
THE MOSQUITO
This time don't waste it
holding on to hate. Kate.
MYSTIC KATE
You are more of a super hero,
even without super powers, than
anyone I have ever met, Susan.
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