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65 BEEFART CHEENKAW AND MARLA TALK TO CROWN AS A 65
LITTLE BOY
BEEFART
Listen Kenny Crown, this is
very important.. Do you have
any link at all with the grown
up you in the other dimension?
Like could you go back to him
somehow?
KEN CROWN
I'm only his soul, Beefart. It
would take a lot of power to
give that man his soul back.
Mystic Kate appears.
MYSTIC KATE
Hello Kenny. I'm just the sort
of power I think everyone is
looking for.
MARLA
Who are you?
MYSTIC KATE
It doesn't matter, child. I'm
one of the good guys.
Mystic Kate Places her hands on Kenny's head and
lights emit from everything. Soon Kenny vanishes.
CHEENKAW
I hope he knows what he has to
do.
66 SILK CONFRONTS ROLF TOMPSONS DAD OUTSIDE LARRY 66
JOHNSONS HOUSE
Silk is outside a house and sees a man with a gun
heading towards the house. He runs over to him.
SILK
Hey who are you.. What are you
doing?
PEIRE DEROBARE
I'm Peire.
SILK
Peire DeRobare? Rolf Tompson's
biological father? That's
impossible.
PEIRE DEROBARE
Nothing is impossible Silk. We
are here.. At the very
beginning. The Day Larry
Johnson became Bo-Bo.
SILK
Why am I seeing this?
PEIRE DEROBARE
Because you needed to know. In
a few minutes I will go in to
that house, and shoot Mary
Johnson in the head, her
husband Larry will then snap,
lose all control and kill me. I
will be the first victim of
thousands in his unending
pledge to avenge his wife. By
killing every last person who
gets in his way while he hunts
down my entire blood line.
SILK
I know that.. Everyone knows
that.. But why am I here?
PEIRE DEROBARE
Silk, I am not a bad person who
goes around killing innocent
women.
My mistake was when I met a man
named Nathaniel Weisburg.
SILK
What does he have to do with
this?
You can now see Bo-Bo standing in the background
watching and listening.
PEIRE DEROBARE
Me and Mary both worked at the
television studio where they
made house of the uncanny.
Nathaniel was obsessed with
Mary, he loved her, but her
heart belonged to Larry. And he
knew that. But if he couldn't
have Mary, then no one could.
Silk, I have been hypnotized to
do this job, and in a way so
was Larry Johnson.
SILK
What do you mean?
PEIRE DEROBARE
As soon as I walk through that
door the spell Nathaniel has
put on me will enter Larry's
mind as well.. He would never
willingly kill a man.. Even
under such horrible
circumstances. It is
Nathaniel's hate that makes him
kill me.
SILK
So it isn't you or your blood
line at all that created Bo-Bo
and took Mary Johnson's life.
The whole thing.. Destroying
Larry Johnson, the deaths of
thousands of innocent people..
It is all Nathaniel Weisburg's
doing.
PEIRE DEROBARE
Now if you will excuse me, I
have to get this whole thing
started.
Bo-Bo walks away. And Peire walks in to the house.
Silk can here shooting and screaming. He walks away.
67 DETECTIVE CROWN GETS HIS SOUL BACK AND HEADS FOR 67
THE STUDIO
Back in Crown's office he is on the floor
unconscious. He suddenly opens his eyes.
DETECTIVE CROWN
Nathaniel Weisburg.
He gets up and walks over to Babette.
DETECTIVE CROWN (cont'd)
Don't worry sweetheart, Seems
all I gotta do is go to the TV
station and turn the power off
on a little box. Then you'll be
right as rain.
He leaves.
68 SILK CONFRONTS BO-BO WITH THE SCEPTER OF OSIRIS. 68
Bo-Bo is in the forest and he is freaking out,
busting up branches and being generally angry in a Bo
Bo kind of way. Silk steps out and holds the scepter
of Osiris.
SILK
Bo-Bo! I know what you are..
But it is my sworn duty to stop
you!
(he looks up at the scepter)
You are scared of this aren't
you! You know it can defeat
you! It has done it before and
it will do it again!
Bo-Bo steps closer to Silk and he tried to make the
scepter work.. But it doesn't.
SILK (cont'd)
Why won't this damn thing work?
Rolf made it work, I know he
did... I can see it in the back
of my mind!
Bo-Bo continues to get closer to Silk when suddenly
the Wendigo comes crashing in between them, knocking
Silk to the ground with the scepter.
The Wendigo starts attacking Bo-Bo and there is a
battle. It is more like a wrestling match. In the end
the Wendigo is on the ground and Bo-Bo looks at him
suddenly it seems like all the energy and power from
the Wendigo is being sucked in to Bo-Bo. Bo-Bo begins
to grow larger and larger..
You can see him towering above the trees of the
forest. He walks off. The Wendigo runs away after
him.
SILK (cont'd)
I think I screwed up.
69 DETECTIVE CROWN PRETENDS TO BE A ZOMBIE TO GET IN 69
THE STUDIO
Detective Crown is outside the TV Studio where there
is the face recognition machine. He is looking at it
from a distance.
DETECTIVE CROWN
Now.. How to get in.
He sees Sylvia walk right in.. She looks like a
zombie.
DETECTIVE CROWN (cont'd)
Hmmm... well, I guess he
assumes everyone in the city is
already under his control. It's
worth a shot.
Detective Crown walks like a Zombie and goes right
through the door with no problems.
70 BO-BO THE GIANT MONSTER IS DESTROYING CALGARY 70
There is a bunch of shots of Bo-Bo destroying
buildings in downtown Calgary, it is very much like a
Godzilla movie, only there is no one trying to stop
him.
71 THE MOSQUITO IS WITH SILK. 71
The Mosquito and Silk are on top of a hill, in the
distance you can see that Bo-Bo is destroying the
city.
SILK
I completely and totally
failed. Rolf Tompson battled Bo
Bo time and time again, and he
even won. I can't even get the
scepter of Osiris to work for
me.. And now Bo-Bo is a giant
monster destroying the entire
city of the uncanny.
THE MOSQUITO
Let me see that thing.
SILK
But you said you didn't even
have your super powers any
more.
THE MOSQUITO
No, I don't.. And you never
did. You are just a person
doing your best.. Like any of
us. Who is it you keep rambling
on about?
SILK
Rolf Tompson.
THE MOSQUITO
Well where is he now?
SILK
He was sent to another
dimension so his soul could
rest peacefully.
THE MOSQUITO
Well.. We are in a dimension of
souls.. Lets see if your
boyfriend Rolf can help us out.
SILK
He's not my boyfriend!
THE MOSQUITO
Whatever.
72 CHEENKAW AND THE ULTIMATE HYPNOTIC SESSION 72
Cheenkaw, Beefart and Marla are in the office.
Cheenkaw is looking out the window.
CHEENKAW
It is looking bad out there..
Giant Bo-Bo will probably reach
us in a few minutes.
BEEFART
What the hell? This is so
totally screwed up! Giant Bo
Bo! A regular slightly larger
than a man sized Bo-Bo is the
the greatest nightmare of all
time! And now he's 100 feet
tall? We are all going to die!
MARLA
(Slaps Beefart)
Will you get a hold of
yourself!
BEEFART
Thanks marla.
CHEENKAW
Shut up, you are both right.
Now everyone form a semi
circle.. I am going to go in to
a hypnotic trance.
BEEFART
What are you going to do?
CHEENKAW
Just wait and see old friend. I
will need your help. Do you
remember any of the
incantations of Dr. Ribs?
BEEFART
Yeah I think so.
CHEENKAW
Marla, just follow our lead.
MARLA
You got it.
Cheenkaw, Beefart and Marla all hold hands and begin
chanting at the sky. Suddenly All three of Cheenkaw's
wives appear.
BEEFART
What are they doing here.
MARLA
Who are they?
CHEENKAW
They are my wives. They were
the people who were the most
pure, and filled with love that
I could think of on short
notice.
MARLA
Wait.. Your wives?
CHEENKAW
Now ladies, it is time to
become the ultimate weapon, the
most perfect device known to
man to help us defeat Bo-Bo!
The ladies transform in to an egg on the floor.
MARLA
You sacrificed them to create a
weapon to destroy Bo-Bo?
CHEENKAW
I had to.. But keep in mind, we
aren't in the real world
Marla.. With any luck they are
still safe on Earth right now.
Cheenkaw picks up the egg.
CHEENKAW (cont'd)
With this weapon, we can defeat
Bo-Bo.. Lets go outside and
find him.
MARLA
Shouldn't be hard.
73 BEEFART IS ATTACKED BY THE WENDIGO. 73
They are outside in a field.. They can see Bo-Bo in
the distance.
CHEENKAW
There he is.. We need to get
close enough to him to throw
the egg.
BEEFART
Hot Dog!
CHEENKAW
Let's Roll!
MARLA
Yes!
They start to walk away when Beefart is savagely
attacked from behind by the Wendigo. They are
struggling on the ground.
BEEFART
Cheenkaw! Help!
Cheenkaw looks at Beefart, and then back at Bo-Bo
destroying the city, and back to Beefart, and then up
to Marla.
CHEENKAW
I'm gonna use the egg on that
Wendigo and save Beefart.
MARLA
But, what about everyone in the
city?
CHEENKAW
Screw them.. I can't let
Beefart die.
MARLA
But I thought you said we were
in another dimension and he
will probably be safe on the
other side anyway!
CHEENKAW
I lied.. The chances of that
are little to none. I gotta
save Beefart.
He throws the egg at the Wendigo and it smashes.
Beefart rolls away safe.. And in the place of the
Wendigo is the Cave Man.
CAVE MAN
What's happening?
CHEENKAW
Cave Man! My old friend! You
were the Wendigo all the time!
CAVE MAN
It would seem so. Now.. Your 3
wives that you left in my
care.. I must find them and
keep them safe.
Beefart and Cheenkaw look at each other.
CHEENKAW
Good luck Cave Man!
The Cave Man runs off.
MARLA
Well, Beefart is safe now...
but the whole city is being
destroyed.
BEEFART
Have no fear Marla, we'll think
of something!
74 ROLF TOMPSON USES THE POWER OF OSIRIS TO SHRINK BO 74
BO.
On the hill Silk and The Mosquito are still there.
The Mosquito has the scepter of Osiris pointed to the
sky and there is lightning and thunder.
THE MOSQUITO
Hear me Rolf Tompson! You must
help to defeat Bo-Bo one more
time! If you exist in any level
in this reality, please answer
me!
Rolf Tompson's voice booms from the sky.
ROLF TOMPSON
Laura McKnees, we have fought
Bo-Bo together in the past and
I will use my ultimate powers
within this dimension to help
vanquish Bo-Bo from this place.
THE MOSQUITO
Thanks! But my name is The
Mosquito!
ROLF TOMPSON
Sorry!
THE MOSQUITO
No problem! I get that a lot!
Streams of electricity shoot from the sky and consume
Bo-Bo.. He begins to shrink.
75 CHEENKAW BEEFART AND MARLA WATCH THE SHRINKAGE 75
CHEENKAW
See? I told you I would think
of something.
76 DETECTIVE CROWN BREAKS THE MACHINE AND GETS KILLED 76
Meanwhile Detective Crown is in the studio acting
like a zombie. It is Nathaniel Weisburg, Sylvia, and
him there. Crown gets closer to the machine and
Nathaniel looks over.
NATHANIEL WEISBURG
Hey you.. You don't work here..
What are you doing in here?
Knowing he has been caught Crown pushes the machine
over causing an explosion. Sylvia pulls out a gun and
shoots Crown in the back as he tries to escape.
NATHANIEL WEISBURG (cont'd)
Good work Sylvia, now go turn
on all the building security,
to give me time while I fix the
machine. Everyone will be
waking up soon.. This is very
unfortunate.
77 EVERYONE WAKES UP. 77
Beefart, Cheenkaw, Marla, Silk, and The Mosquito all
wake up in Beefart and Cheenkaw's office.
BEEFART
I don't know what happened, but
we seem to be back home.
MARLA
It must have been Detective
Crown!
CHEENKAW
I guess he wasn't as much of a
jerk as I thought.. You know,
if he actually did save the
whole world.
BEEFART
I wouldn't go that far
Cheenkaw.. We should get down
to the TV Station immediately
and make sure Nathaniel
Weisburg has been stopped for
good.
CHEENKAW
Mosquito.. Do you have any
special powers you could use to
get us there quickly?
THE MOSQUITO
I have no more powers. Just
those of an average person.
BEEFART
I know it seems like we have
only just met to you Mosquito..
But I have known you for many
years. And there is nothing
average about you.
CHEENKAW
Touching Beefart, lets go!
78 NATHANIEL WEISBURG IS FIXING THE MACHINE 78
Just a shot of nathaniel Weisburg fixing the machine
79 THE GANG ARRIVES AND GETS IN USING THE FACIAL 79
RECOGNITION
Beefart, Cheenkaw, Marla, Silk, and The Mosquito
arrive at the door to the studio. Cheenkaw tries the
door and it's locked.
CHEENKAW
This is just great. How are we
supposed to get in?
MARLA
It looks like a facial
recognition lock on the door.
SILK
I should be able to get in, I
worked here you know!
BEEFART
Great, give it a shot.
Silk goes up to the machine and puts his face in
front. The machine says: 'Employee Silk, status dead.
Entry Denied'
SILK
Well that's a little upsetting
I would say.
THE MOSQUITO
I have an idea.. Does anyone
have any electrical tape?
CHEENKAW
Why of course, here you go.
THE MOSQUITO
Great, beefart come here.
Beefart goes over and what they are doing is hidden
while the others try to see, when The Mosquito is
done with beefart they turn around and Beefart has an
electrical tape goatee on.
CHEENKAW
Hmmmm...
THE MOSQUITO
What, like I'm the only one
here who noticed that Beefart
and Nathaniel Weisburg are
nearly identical.
MARLA
Actually you are.
CHEENKAW
It's a long shot, but give it a
try old friend.
Beefart goes up to the machine. "Good evening Master
Weisburg, please come in"
CHEENKAW (cont'd)
It's a miracle.. Come on!
80 THEY STOP NATHANIEL WEISBURG JUST BEFORE HE STARTS 80
THE MACHINE AGAIN
In the studio Nathaniel is about to finish fixing the
machine when everyone walks in. Sylvia is nowhere to
be seen.
BEEFART
Stop right there!
NATHANIEL WEISBURG
Well! If it isn't Beefart,
Cheenkaw, and Marla.. The
greatest crime fighting
superheroes this world has ever
known!
THE MOSQUITO
You forgot me and Silk.
NATHANIEL WEISBURG
It matters not, for when I
place this diamond in the
machine, you will all be thrust
back into the world of the
uncanny, and I will once again
rule the Earth!
CHEENKAW
Not if I can help it. You may
be the greatest hypnotist in
the world, but I have studied
the ancient ways of hypnotics
in the Mountains of Tibet, and
even the mighty wizard Wendle
calls me master.
NATHANIEL WEISBURG
Wendle? I don't believe you.
CHEENKAW
And that, Nathaniel Weisburg,
is why you will fail.
Cheenkaw puts his fingers on his temples and focuses
all his energy on Nathaniel Weisburg. Nathaniel
Weisburg is shocked, but does the same.. They seem to
be frozen.
BEEFART
Cheenkaw! Cheenkaw!
THE MOSQUITO
They seem to be battling it out
in their minds.
BEEFART
Now's our chance.. Marla, see
what you can do with that
machine!
Marla walks over and takes the crystal out of
nathaniel's hand and walks over to the machine and
starts messing around with it.
MARLA
This is an amazing machine..
I've never seen anything like
it before.. If it's power could
be altered somehow...
Suddenly from behind them Bo-Bo comes in. Beefart,
Silk, and The Mosquito spin around in horror.
BEEFART
Bo-Bo! I actually forgot about
you!
Bo-Bo advances on Silk.
SILK
He still need to sever Rolf
Tompson's blood line!
Bo-Bo is backing him into a corner.
SILK (cont'd)
Bo-Bo! Listen to me! You were
there! In the other dimension!
You saw Rolf Tompson's father!
And what he said! It isn't my
fault that Mary was killed! It
wasn't Rolf Tompson, or his
father that turned you in to
this creature of hatred!
Bo-Bo stops and listens.
SILK (cont'd)
Bo-Bo! You weren't born from
hate! You were born from love
and the loss of your wife Mary!
You don't need to do this! If
it wasn't for Nathaniel
Weisburg, you wouldn't have
become this thing at all!
Bo-Bo quickly looks over to nathaniel Weisburg, who's
eyes reluctantly and slowly meet Bo-Bo's.
Bo-Bo goes over there and starts hacking away at
Nathaniel Weisburg. The psychic link is broken and
Cheenkaw falls back in to Beefart's arms dazed.
Bo-Bo finishes up with Nathaniel Weisburg, who is
nothing but a bloody mess on the floor now.
SILK (cont'd)
Bo-Bo.. It's over! Your mission
is complete! You can be free of
all this anger.
Bo-Bo just looks at him for a minute, but lifts his
machete and starts at Silk again.
THE MOSQUITO
It wasn't enough! His hatred
for Rolf Tompson is too strong!
SILK
Well that is unfortunate!
Just before Bo-Bo crashes down on Silk with the
machete he is hit from behind with the Diabolical
machine and is frozen.
CHEENKAW
Marla! What did you do?
MARLA
I adjusted the machine to focus
a very small beam at Bo-Bo.. He
will be trapped in the world of
the uncanny forever...
with nothing but his own
thoughts and memories for
company.
BEEFART
Good job Marla. It would seem
as though the whole world is
safe once again thanks to
Beefart and Cheenkaw!
CHEENKAW
Don't you mean Cheenkaw and
Beefart?
MARLA
And Marla!
THE MOSQUITO
And The Mosquito!
She looks to Silk, who is scared to death. And has
obviously peed his pants.
SILK
I don't know guys.. I just peed
my pants.
CHEENKAW
Have no fear Silk.. We all do
that from time to time! Now
lets go celebrate with some
bloody coffees and doughnuts!
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