This record is actually about the mighty
planet earth, and was made after seeing a lot of things that
were too incredibly idiotic, and things that were the most
amazing sites I had ever seen in my life..It was made while
being stuck going no where and travelling as far as I possibly
could.. and how both those things make a person be better than
what they ever were before. It is also a bit of a disco album..
not sure exactly why.
The Amazing Ostrich Transit
System (2011)
$6.00
This record was started in 2009 and completed in 2011, it is
about re-learning about everything and trying very hard to alter
your mind in to seeing the twist, and sometimes failing
miserably and sometimes doing it better than you ever thought
possible. it's about children and the home and dreaming very
large and sometimes seeing very little. getting everything you
ever wanted and still wanting to take a train ride around the
world to see the sights.
Return of the Lizard Girl
(2009)
$6.00
A special record put together as a giveaway at a special club
event.. It has some re-mixed songs from Looking For Lizards as
well as some brand new tracks and out takes from that album.
Looking For Lizards (2009 2
Discs and Book Set)
$20.00
Part one of looking for lizards.. mostly about being lost in the
forest really.. looking not only for lizards to guide your way,
but looking for the lizard girl to come back and start taking
care of everything around you. it is a proper return to what
fukachuk is made of. real stories about things that only play
out in a person's mind.. or so it seems. about disappointment
and the three sticks and clawing your way up to some sort of
surface that may or may not have some answers. wishing beyond
anything else that there was a pamphlet to tell you what to do.
Part two of looking for lizards.. crashing in to the forest and
feeling the sticks take over your arms and legs. falling
straight down and crumbling before you get picked back up again.
the return of the lizard girl and finally some hope for a
confusion that left you with nothing but questions. and in the
end almost a triumphant end and a hazy beginning and you have
more questions but you also have more answers than you thought
you ever would have. discoveries about the tree of reason that
will save you time and time again.
Filled With Animals (2008)
$6.00
this record was a throw up reaction to what was happening.
something had to be done and something had t9o be done quick..
something had to be made.. and this is what happened.. it is a
thousand frogs crawling around inside a person's hollow legs and
rubbing their bodies against a person's heart. it is not
understanding and not trying to understand yet.. falling face
first on to the sticks without looking back to see the tree
right behind you.
A Bear Inside A Box (2008)
$6.00
a bear inside a box is the third in the series of fukachuk
records that live far too close to home.. and it is sort of a
culmination of a realization that there isn't as much separation
between the city and the sticks and the lizard girl and the tree
of reason with the things that are smaller and closer to the
ground and the things that sting you and feel good and the
things that give you snakes in your stomach sometimes. the bear
was put into the box by everyone. but mostly the bear was put in
to the box by the bear... it was only trying to save the small
things from exploding...
a bear inside a box is about being scared of things... standing
up to things.. and mostly just being. and it's about magic in a
lot of ways that feel like wool on your arms in the winter.
Hello Tree (2008)
$6.00
hello tree is a record that was made at a very specific time
about some very specific events in a very specific place that
was here and there and mostly just everywhere. the songs were
written in a book while things were happening, and to be honest,
they are all about mostly real events, whether i believe that or
not. on the record the songs are in order of how i wrote them
and might tell the story that they are supposed to tell, but
mostly they just tell of things. the album was going to be one
song originally. similar to a package full of something, and
thats how it started out. it ended with a lot of different
songs, but in more ways than two it is still only just that one
song, the song hello tree... it just sounds different sometimes
and there are words that rhyme in different places here and
there. hello tree is the second record in the third half of what
fukachuk egg machine has become... and it's becoming a lot more
real than it should.. or maybe it just hasn't become real at
all... it's a little fleshing out of things in your head... to
be honest, i find this record rather spooky and unnerving.
Small Things (2007)
$6.00
This record has come about over many months of writing and
recording while a great many things were happening. It’s about
those things that escape most people when they get too old, and
quite honestly I don’t know why they become so unimportant. The
things that are close to the ground.. it’s metaphorical, but it
is physical in a very real way as well. It’s the reason why
paying the rent becomes more important that finding a piece of
broken off wood out in the trees…. Why did drawing lines in the
dirt become something you don’t do any more?
I am not convinced it has anything to do with the separation of
children and adulthood, as much as it is some sort of social
reprogramming that takes place every where all the time.. It is
a rebellion against everything that we are supposed to think is
important about life… and a question about why the world got
this way. And it truly IS this way, and there is very little
anyone can do but question it. I am not an idiot, and I know
paying the rent is important… but I am more concerned with the
way people live their lives to pay for the basic essentials. It
doesn’t seem right, especially when there are things so much
more important.. things like a secret rock in your pocket, and a
hidden note in the rip in your pillow. It is all these small
things that will in the end, I believe, keep humanity alive..
Wooden Implant (2006)
$6.00
Wooden Implant is a secret record that lived far too long in my
head.. recorded while hidden under blankets and whispers in the
middle of the night, trying so hard to keep everyone and
everything away from it... it is about compilations and time
travel and disappointment.. this record leapt out of my head and
didn't give the chance to stop it. it is yet another attempt to
reconcile the different parts of the universe and match one
thing together with another, using things from the past. it is a
prelude to what would be happening next.. a plea for the big
booming screaming things in the world to sit crisscross apple
sauce on the dirt and try to see what is really going on...
there is a lot of chances for me to realize how deluded i really
am also though.
A Secret Underground Journey By
Boat (2005)
$6.00
the journey starts with the beginnings of the lost lizard girl,
and follow the path towards gilbert town. It talks of an amazing
prize, and the reasons why and why not the journey should be
made. What the journey has done to Mary and the fate of Jenny.
We will visit the diabolical sanitarium where dr. hedges brings
new things to life, and visit various people who could teach a
great many things if only we would listen. Locked up in a box in
the basement taking a journey in your mind.
the Factory In The City (2006
CD and DVD Set)
$15.00
The factory in the city is an experiment in performance,
recorded live february 26th 2006. The album also comes with a
dvd of the live performance. The factory is in the city, and
isn't necessarily a place you can walk in to.. it is the daily
motions of the people who live in the city and the stories of
how they live their lives.. the things they do, and the things
that get done to them. various searches for the tree, and
various attempts to destroy it.. the lizard girl shows up to
take care of the flora, and it is all a return to the beginning
of fukachuk egg machine. coming full circle and back in time.
each person is important, and each will be forgotten.
Beautiful Robot (2005)
$6.00
one of the most important pieces to the puzzle that connects
everything together.. the vacation to gilbert town was more than
a vacation after all, and this was the attempt at throwing ropes
over the bridges and swimming across oceans in order to connect
everything that had been learned so far.. not really
understanding what it all meant, but not really caring.. having
hope and feeling let down all at the same time. not really
knowing if the future was to be some kind of fantastic web or
not.
Blaise Kolodychuk (2004)
$6.00
this record was a slight escape from trying to be all the things
that fukachuk egg machine was becoming... it was a holiday to
gilbert town and forgetting a lot of what was actually happening
around where i was.
Boneless Leg Dog Discovers The
City (2004)
$6.00
the boneless leg dog leaves the room and goes to the city, he
gets told a great many things, and life doesn't seem so clear
any more.. or perhaps it is more clear than he ever thought it
was. recorded by me and the frogman in my head, a conclusion of
the city trilogy. trying to live in the real world when all the
other bits of parts of things are banging on your door, begging
you to come with them. an attempt at understanding, and in the
end mostly just giving up and letting everything do whatever it
is it wants to do with you.
The Town Fair (2003)
$6.00
the town fair isn't a fun place to be.. and really, you should
probably just run away when the fair comes around.. nothing good
can come of any of it. anything horrible that you can think of
happens on this record. it is about wishing you could run away.
scared for your life, and building a gilbert town.
A Day On Marble Street (2002)
$6.00
this record is about the city, and what happened there one day,
particularly on marble street. it is about frustraition and
getting in to a pattern and putting together the parts of things
in order to give them substance and help them make sense. it is
really about jenny, and all the things that the people on marble
street found out about her.. and what was changing her in to
sindy.
The Box (2001)
$6.00
the box is a huge record that encompasses a years worth of
things.. life had changed drastically and things were happening
that i never really understood. it is about indecision, and
bullying and a feeling of completely giving up on being able to
control your own life. the box is about being trapped and not
knowing what to do.. is is also about trying to make the best of
everything that is spinning around you.. the box is a confusing
place to be inside.
2006 FUKACHUK EGG MACHINE 7 CD
BOX SET
$40.00
Includes 3 'Best Of' Albums spanning the years 1998 - 2006
Also Includes 4 albums of music that was never realeased on any
of the regular albums.