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Mighty Planet (2012)
$6.00

This record is actually about the mighty planet earth, and was made after seeing a lot of things that were too incredibly idiotic, and things that were the most amazing sites I had ever seen in my life..It was made while being stuck going no where and travelling as far as I possibly could.. and how both those things make a person be better than what they ever were before. It is also a bit of a disco album.. not sure exactly why.




The Amazing Ostrich Transit System (2011)
$6.00

This record was started in 2009 and completed in 2011, it is about re-learning about everything and trying very hard to alter your mind in to seeing the twist, and sometimes failing miserably and sometimes doing it better than you ever thought possible. it's about children and the home and dreaming very large and sometimes seeing very little. getting everything you ever wanted and still wanting to take a train ride around the world to see the sights.



Return of the Lizard Girl (2009)
$6.00

A special record put together as a giveaway at a special club event.. It has some re-mixed songs from Looking For Lizards as well as some brand new tracks and out takes from that album.





Looking For Lizards (2009 2 Discs and Book Set)
$20.00

Part one of looking for lizards.. mostly about being lost in the forest really.. looking not only for lizards to guide your way, but looking for the lizard girl to come back and start taking care of everything around you. it is a proper return to what fukachuk is made of. real stories about things that only play out in a person's mind.. or so it seems. about disappointment and the three sticks and clawing your way up to some sort of surface that may or may not have some answers. wishing beyond anything else that there was a pamphlet to tell you what to do.

Part two of looking for lizards.. crashing in to the forest and feeling the sticks take over your arms and legs. falling straight down and crumbling before you get picked back up again. the return of the lizard girl and finally some hope for a confusion that left you with nothing but questions. and in the end almost a triumphant end and a hazy beginning and you have more questions but you also have more answers than you thought you ever would have. discoveries about the tree of reason that will save you time and time again.




Filled With Animals (2008)
$6.00
this record was a throw up reaction to what was happening. something had to be done and something had t9o be done quick.. something had to be made.. and this is what happened.. it is a thousand frogs crawling around inside a person's hollow legs and rubbing their bodies against a person's heart. it is not understanding and not trying to understand yet.. falling face first on to the sticks without looking back to see the tree right behind you.





A Bear Inside A Box (2008)
$6.00

a bear inside a box is the third in the series of fukachuk records that live far too close to home.. and it is sort of a culmination of a realization that there isn't as much separation between the city and the sticks and the lizard girl and the tree of reason with the things that are smaller and closer to the ground and the things that sting you and feel good and the things that give you snakes in your stomach sometimes. the bear was put into the box by everyone. but mostly the bear was put in to the box by the bear... it was only trying to save the small things from exploding...
a bear inside a box is about being scared of things... standing up to things.. and mostly just being. and it's about magic in a lot of ways that feel like wool on your arms in the winter.




Hello Tree (2008)
$6.00
hello tree is a record that was made at a very specific time about some very specific events in a very specific place that was here and there and mostly just everywhere. the songs were written in a book while things were happening, and to be honest, they are all about mostly real events, whether i believe that or not. on the record the songs are in order of how i wrote them and might tell the story that they are supposed to tell, but mostly they just tell of things. the album was going to be one song originally. similar to a package full of something, and thats how it started out. it ended with a lot of different songs, but in more ways than two it is still only just that one song, the song hello tree... it just sounds different sometimes and there are words that rhyme in different places here and there. hello tree is the second record in the third half of what fukachuk egg machine has become... and it's becoming a lot more real than it should.. or maybe it just hasn't become real at all... it's a little fleshing out of things in your head... to be honest, i find this record rather spooky and unnerving.


 



Small Things (2007)
$6.00
This record has come about over many months of writing and recording while a great many things were happening. Itís about those things that escape most people when they get too old, and quite honestly I donít know why they become so unimportant. The things that are close to the ground.. itís metaphorical, but it is physical in a very real way as well. Itís the reason why paying the rent becomes more important that finding a piece of broken off wood out in the treesÖ. Why did drawing lines in the dirt become something you donít do any more?
I am not convinced it has anything to do with the separation of children and adulthood, as much as it is some sort of social reprogramming that takes place every where all the time.. It is a rebellion against everything that we are supposed to think is important about lifeÖ and a question about why the world got this way. And it truly IS this way, and there is very little anyone can do but question it. I am not an idiot, and I know paying the rent is importantÖ but I am more concerned with the way people live their lives to pay for the basic essentials. It doesnít seem right, especially when there are things so much more important.. things like a secret rock in your pocket, and a hidden note in the rip in your pillow. It is all these small things that will in the end, I believe, keep humanity alive..


Wooden Implant (2006)
$6.00

Wooden Implant is a secret record that lived far too long in my head.. recorded while hidden under blankets and whispers in the middle of the night, trying so hard to keep everyone and everything away from it... it is about compilations and time travel and disappointment.. this record leapt out of my head and didn't give the chance to stop it. it is yet another attempt to reconcile the different parts of the universe and match one thing together with another, using things from the past. it is a prelude to what would be happening next.. a plea for the big booming screaming things in the world to sit crisscross apple sauce on the dirt and try to see what is really going on... there is a lot of chances for me to realize how deluded i really am also though.




A Secret Underground Journey By Boat (2005)
$6.00

the journey starts with the beginnings of the lost lizard girl, and follow the path towards gilbert town. It talks of an amazing prize, and the reasons why and why not the journey should be made. What the journey has done to Mary and the fate of Jenny. We will visit the diabolical sanitarium where dr. hedges brings new things to life, and visit various people who could teach a great many things if only we would listen. Locked up in a box in the basement taking a journey in your mind.





the Factory In The City (2006 CD and DVD Set)
$15.00

The factory in the city is an experiment in performance, recorded live february 26th 2006. The album also comes with a dvd of the live performance. The factory is in the city, and isn't necessarily a place you can walk in to.. it is the daily motions of the people who live in the city and the stories of how they live their lives.. the things they do, and the things that get done to them. various searches for the tree, and various attempts to destroy it.. the lizard girl shows up to take care of the flora, and it is all a return to the beginning of fukachuk egg machine. coming full circle and back in time. each person is important, and each will be forgotten.




Beautiful Robot (2005)
$6.00

one of the most important pieces to the puzzle that connects everything together.. the vacation to gilbert town was more than a vacation after all, and this was the attempt at throwing ropes over the bridges and swimming across oceans in order to connect everything that had been learned so far.. not really understanding what it all meant, but not really caring.. having hope and feeling let down all at the same time. not really knowing if the future was to be some kind of fantastic web or not.





Blaise Kolodychuk (2004)
$6.00

this record was a slight escape from trying to be all the things that fukachuk egg machine was becoming... it was a holiday to gilbert town and forgetting a lot of what was actually happening around where i was.




Boneless Leg Dog Discovers The City (2004)
$6.00

the boneless leg dog leaves the room and goes to the city, he gets told a great many things, and life doesn't seem so clear any more.. or perhaps it is more clear than he ever thought it was. recorded by me and the frogman in my head, a conclusion of the city trilogy. trying to live in the real world when all the other bits of parts of things are banging on your door, begging you to come with them. an attempt at understanding, and in the end mostly just giving up and letting everything do whatever it is it wants to do with you.



The Town Fair (2003)
$6.00

the town fair isn't a fun place to be.. and really, you should probably just run away when the fair comes around.. nothing good can come of any of it. anything horrible that you can think of happens on this record. it is about wishing you could run away. scared for your life, and building a gilbert town.




A Day On Marble Street (2002)
$6.00

this record is about the city, and what happened there one day, particularly on marble street. it is about frustraition and getting in to a pattern and putting together the parts of things in order to give them substance and help them make sense. it is really about jenny, and all the things that the people on marble street found out about her.. and what was changing her in to sindy.


The Box (2001)
$6.00

the box is a huge record that encompasses a years worth of things.. life had changed drastically and things were happening that i never really understood. it is about indecision, and bullying and a feeling of completely giving up on being able to control your own life. the box is about being trapped and not knowing what to do.. is is also about trying to make the best of everything that is spinning around you.. the box is a confusing place to be inside.

2006 FUKACHUK EGG MACHINE 7 CD BOX SET
$40.00

Includes 3 'Best Of' Albums spanning the years 1998 - 2006
Also Includes 4 albums of music that was never realeased on any of the regular albums.